Newton's law of gravity

What did Newton's penis say to him after seeing a sexy naked woman?

Fuck your laws of gravity, i'm going up!

Guts

Define GUTS>>>?

it's when your girlfriend catches you in the theature with another girl and you say.

LOVE YOU DARLING. NEXT SHOW IS WITH YOU'.

Gandhi ji and Shahrukh Khan

What is the similarity between Gandhi ji and Shahrukh Khan?

Both returened to India after getting insulted in South Africa!!

Innovative!!

Boy- my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pictures of her with her new boyfriend!

Friend- thats bad!

Boy- but no problem, i sent them to her dad....

moral- be INNOVATIVE!!

Great students

Great students like you and me flip an coin and think.

head- we vil go to sleep.

tail- we vil watch a movie

stand- we vil listen to music.

if it stays in the air- we will study..!!!!!

The weaker sex!

Women- They hold you by your dick, get into your brains, analyze your past, fuck your future, screw your feelings, empty your pockets and are outrageously called the ''WEAKER SEX''!!!

Mummy!

Two Sardars in museum looking @ Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1- look, so many bandages, pakka accident case.
Sarsar 2- yes yes, Lorry number also written B.C.1760